riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

(via myjoanofarc)

One reason to learn other languages: you can expand your ability to create and understand more puns

Si el lugar donde hay panes, se llama Panadería, el lugar donde hay quesos, ¿Que sería? JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ­AJAJAJA ¿entienden? quesería JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA les juro que tengo amigos.

(via spanishboone)

Title: Mr. Brightside
Artist: The Killers

(Source: marfmellow, via spydurs)

(Source: satellitecharacter, via spydurs)

I feel like I just watched a irl Pokemon battle

I feel like I just watched a irl Pokemon battle

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via my-fantasy-escape)

Tbh I’ve never cried about something positive that’s happened to me I only really cry out of joy when it’s focused on other people

Title: Allstar City
Artist: M83 / Smash Mouth

I should immerse myself in Spanish more

Story time


My buddy Alex got arrested for painting and he had some weed on him so they took, we live in Washington where weed is legal so he didn’t get charges for it. This is where it gets tight

He gets out and he gets a letter in the mail telling him he can come to the court house and claim his weed back from the state What a time we live in.

(via elysethegorgonqueen)

I just sat in my room for 10 minutes thinking about taking a shower and then someone got in and I was like “fuck now I can’t take a shower”

More Israelis have died as a result of Israel pummeling the Gaza Strip with missiles than Palestinians actually attacking Israel during this conflict

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