riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
One reason to learn other languages: you can expand your ability to create and understand more puns
I feel like I just watched a irl Pokemon battle
Tbh I’ve never cried about something positive that’s happened to me I only really cry out of joy when it’s focused on other people
My buddy Alex got arrested for painting and he had some weed on him so they took, we live in Washington where weed is legal so he didn’t get charges for it. This is where it gets tight
He gets out and he gets a letter in the mail telling him he can come to the court house and claim his weed back from the state What a time we live in.
I just sat in my room for 10 minutes thinking about taking a shower and then someone got in and I was like “fuck now I can’t take a shower”